Sunday, December 21, 2008

Zahid Hamid and His Funny Programs on Pakistani TV

If you are bored on a weekend, and want some humor, do check this lunatic who claims to be a Pakistani strategic expert called Jahid Hamid. Frankly, I haven't seen anything funnier than him on TV and best part is that he is damn serious about the whole business of his. He has incredible theories on almost all significant political events in world, which according to him are either Jews or Hindu Zionist (whatever it means) conspiracies to thwart the greatest nation on earth,Pakistan .

Yes, as per him, Pakistan is destined to be the leader of Ummah and Muslim world and the rest of the world and; Zionists , both the Israeli Jews and Indian Hindus are conspiring for decades to destory Pakistan. He tells us how 9/11 was a Jews conspiracy and how Mumbai terror attacks were actually handiwork of Hindu Zionists. He also tells us how Indian foreign policies are based on Mauryan empire of ancient India or how numerous scientist in labs throughout India are researching and studying intricate manuscripts to develop advanced weapons for army (like shoes which makes a soldier walk for miles wihout tiring) and how Indian Government is using Chnakya niti as a philosophy in Indian Diplomacy.

Jahid hamid is the most erudite, and knowledgeable security expert to have come out of great land of Pakistan. In fact , he could be the greatest Pakistani to have ever been born. So do check his videos of brasstack (his porgrame) on a Pakistani news channel called News1 on Youtube here. He talks about everything in world , ranging from Jews conspiracy to dominate the international economic system to how pimples on a Muslim girls face are handiwork of Hindu zionists.

And do check the beautiful girls acting as moderators or hosts on some of his shows. They seem to be trying hard to to seduce this dickhead , while sprouting innuendos and hatred of west in perfect westernized English. Go on Zahid Hamid...please entertain us more..........

22 comments:

Innocent Warrior said...

Lol :)

Anonymous said...

I saw some of his videos. Man, you are right, he is so seriously funny :) I think he is Schizophrenic..

Khuram123456 said...

LOL......hahahahahahah..... i am laughing on the people who are making such mess against Zaid Hamid. If you don't have the guts and logical arguments against him then shut up......

undercover said...

Khuram Mian, you perhaps did not read entire post. It says "Jahid hamid is the most erudite, and knowledgeable security expert to have come out of great land of Pakistan"...

He is great. The best Pakistan can give. Best Comedian. And so seriously funny.

Ray Lightning said...

Zaid Hamid is supposedly a religious nutcase who believes in some weird false prophet called Yusuf Kazzab or whatever.

Seriously, God knows how he has a television program of his own !

Zee said...

I think you people does not know the real facts and figure.you dont know abt the truth & thats why u are laughing and this man looks funnier to u.Actually you are laughing on yourself and on your country.

undercover Indian said...

@Zee I presume you have missed my earlier comment , it clearly says that "Jahid hamid is the most erudite, and knowledgeable security expert to have come out of great land of Pakistan... "

You think this is not the Truth!! I know you are joking, ain't you!!. Oh, I love Zahid Hamid and his fans.

Anonymous said...

why indian asses dont get fire after listening such facts and figures by Zahid hamid. Sometime all u can do is laugh a foolish smile at ur self whn u hav nothing to demonstrate.

Xakker said...

i ve seen his videos .. he is really good .... atleast better than any other analyst in india.. atleast better than all fuck holes on the indian TV atleast

Ultimate Man said...

and he does not believe in any false prophet... he has categorically mentioned about 100 times in various lectures that he believes in Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) to be the last Prophet

Anonymous said...

stupid indian's , he is not talking abt bollywood movie

Anonymous said...

Whatever he is .....he is Thousand time better fucking indian legends like Narendra Modi, baal thaakray and whole bunch of indian fanatic extremists from all the extremist parties.

funnymoney said...

I do not buy his theories but he definatly has made entire India dance on a single leg. More they hate him, excited he gets. Indians are his real fuel. In the meanwhile we the people have an excellent match (Indians vs. Zahid Hamid) to watch. Go India and Go Zahid Hamid. Go for Round 2

Kulsoom said...

I haven't seen this guy's work. Saving it for later.

All i want to say is that Jews were actually responsible for the 9/11 attack. It was their attempt to destroy islamic image.

Watch a documentary called The Arrivals. It got instant media attention in the U.S.A. The jews are conspiring to bring Anti-christ- Dajjal.

Anonymous said...

ek baath note kijiyega...
millions of Indians have no animosity whatsoever against Pakistan,we are not really sitting and discussing how and when Pakistan can be wiped out.Millions of us came from there and regret the division of state.

And any Indian talking like how Hakimji talks in these videos is not ever taken seriously.

ShaM said...

Both Sides Be Realistic

zubair said...

So this shows how much indian ass is realy burned at this

great work zahid hamid

mAck said...

i think drinking cow piss is very serious thing hahahahaha fuck sick now i can see a fire in your ass.all indians are undercover because they r ugly ugly ugly hahahaha cow piss on da rocks

Saima said...

i will say just shut up india.you and your bloody forces cannot do anyting against pakistan and zahid hamid because allah,mohammad(PBUH)and i am with pakistan and zahid hameed so get shut your mouth for next time idit.

Akhtar said...

aright!
Mark my Words people, Non Muslims, have always done this. take out the history. the person who speaks the Truth, the person who stands against those who know they are wrong and beign non Mulims they are gonna be doomed soon inshaAllah, fear people like him. and always tries to say bad and wrong about those who speaks like Zahid sb.
they denies a Natural Fact, that Trust always effects human mentality, those of us, who wants thiiings to be Right, takes words in good and implies it for better future. unlike these non-muslims they wont take it right, because of the one fear, that they will be doomed and they have no way out except being Muslims.
well its True that we muslims are not as Glorious and at Power like we were just few decades back, and we are influenced by the West Mentality, but i believe in the Glorious times of Muslims, and you all non Mulims, MARK MY WORDS, We are coming back, the more you people would say against us, the more we will Grow. we will Win everything as we have nothing to loose because if live on the name of Islam, we will be part oh Heave, if we die on islam, we will be in heavens again. and you non muslims, if you think you will win here, keep thinking, because thats not gonna happen, and there is one place for you all, HELL. and People like Zahid sb are always sent to Muslims, because they are meant to do what thery are doing, giving us mature thougts to Stand against you foooooooools...
ISLAM IS COMING, and you will see when we Muslims are at Power, we dont take lives, we give you what you are as Humans, a Message of Success in current life and Life After.
Islam Zindabad, Pakistan Payinda baad, and we are with you Zahid sb.

WE ARE COMING BACK ...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Ok i accept it Zaid Hamid is a fool and after my research he indeed followed that YUSUF KAZZAB....He who talks against western banking system had himself worked for 10 banks.....Those banks whom he says are a product of JEW STRATEGY.....Now isnt it his face....giving muslims wrong hope...Nothing will change until we change....Just Zaid Hamid says it so v should accept it???V need a big change in attitude guys.....